1 00:00:02,687 --> 00:00:05,589 [ Camera clicks ] [ Laughs ] You blinked! 2 00:00:05,591 --> 00:00:07,324 Let's just take another one. 3 00:00:07,326 --> 00:00:07,824 Oh, wait. 4 00:00:07,826 --> 00:00:11,828 What if we get a shot with the beautiful view behind us? 5 00:00:11,830 --> 00:00:13,730 Come on, Steven! 6 00:00:14,699 --> 00:00:15,799 Say "cheese." 7 00:00:15,801 --> 00:00:18,368 Both: Cheese! [ Cellphone beeps ] 8 00:00:18,370 --> 00:00:19,369 Did it do it? 9 00:00:19,371 --> 00:00:20,304 I don't know. 10 00:00:20,306 --> 00:00:21,505 Press it again. 11 00:00:21,507 --> 00:00:23,307 I've been pressing it. 12 00:00:23,309 --> 00:00:24,274 [ Jamie chuckles ] 13 00:00:24,276 --> 00:00:26,276 You guys look cute. 14 00:00:26,278 --> 00:00:26,843 Jamie! 15 00:00:26,845 --> 00:00:29,646 What's up, Steven? Long time no see. 16 00:00:29,648 --> 00:00:32,949 Oh...My...Gosh! 17 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:33,850 [ Laughs ] 18 00:00:33,852 --> 00:00:35,419 Jamie, this is Connie. 19 00:00:35,421 --> 00:00:36,753 Greetings, Connie. 20 00:00:36,755 --> 00:00:38,288 So, where you been at? 21 00:00:38,290 --> 00:00:40,324 Oh, you know, just spent some time 22 00:00:40,326 --> 00:00:42,893 where all the big pictures are made. 23 00:00:42,895 --> 00:00:44,628 Uh, where's that? 24 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:46,963 Just a little place called... 25 00:00:46,965 --> 00:00:48,565 Kannnnsas. 26 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:52,402 Oh! Are you an aspiring thespian? 27 00:00:52,404 --> 00:00:53,470 Why, a-yes, I am. 28 00:00:53,472 --> 00:00:56,740 Wow. I didn't know you wanted to be an actor. 29 00:00:56,742 --> 00:00:58,408 That's because... 30 00:00:58,410 --> 00:01:00,911 I'm very good at acting. 31 00:01:00,913 --> 00:01:01,678 [ Laughs ] 32 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,715 Is that why you're wearing those cool glasses 33 00:01:04,717 --> 00:01:06,016 that say "movie star"? 34 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:07,651 Uh...Well...No. 35 00:01:07,653 --> 00:01:09,686 I just bought these at a souvenir shop. 36 00:01:09,688 --> 00:01:11,855 I missed being a regular old mailman, 37 00:01:11,857 --> 00:01:12,756 so I just came back. 38 00:01:12,758 --> 00:01:15,726 And, uh, you got a lot of mail while I was gone. 39 00:01:15,728 --> 00:01:18,995 Looks like the postal service has been slacking off. 40 00:01:18,997 --> 00:01:21,631 Jamie's the only mailman that knows where I live. 41 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:25,402 I'm gonna need a lot of signatures, as well. 42 00:01:25,670 --> 00:01:27,871 Your knuckles are so quiet. 43 00:01:27,873 --> 00:01:29,606 My hands are polite. 44 00:01:29,608 --> 00:01:30,674 Oh. Garnet. 45 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:33,377 Hi, Garnet! Hello, Garnet! 46 00:01:33,379 --> 00:01:38,782 Who's gar-nehhhhhhhhhhh? 47 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:40,984 Eeeeeeeehhh. 48 00:01:40,986 --> 00:01:42,085 Howdy. 49 00:01:42,087 --> 00:01:43,453 Whatcha up to, Garnet? 50 00:01:43,455 --> 00:01:45,088 I was just at the bottom of the ocean 51 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:47,557 checking for signs of Lapis and Jasper. 52 00:01:47,559 --> 00:01:49,559 Any luck? Nope. 53 00:01:49,561 --> 00:01:49,960 Wow. 54 00:01:49,962 --> 00:01:53,697 How were you able to swim to the bottom of the ocean? 55 00:01:53,699 --> 00:01:54,998 It was easy. 56 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,835 I'm a really good swimmer. 57 00:02:00,104 --> 00:02:01,671 Excuse me. 58 00:02:03,841 --> 00:02:05,542 [ Gasps ] 59 00:02:05,544 --> 00:02:06,510 Connie: Uh, Steven, 60 00:02:06,512 --> 00:02:09,846 why did you receive so many boxes of sea pals? 61 00:02:09,848 --> 00:02:13,450 Uh, I ordered one at first, but it never showed up. 62 00:02:13,452 --> 00:02:14,151 So I kept ordering. 63 00:02:14,153 --> 00:02:16,820 Are you going to start a farm? 64 00:02:16,822 --> 00:02:18,121 [ Laughs ] No. 65 00:02:18,123 --> 00:02:20,123 I'm gonna set them free. 66 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,626 Into the sea! 67 00:02:22,628 --> 00:02:23,660 Jamie! 68 00:02:23,662 --> 00:02:24,628 H-hi. Steven. 69 00:02:24,630 --> 00:02:26,963 You didn't bring more sea pals? 70 00:02:26,965 --> 00:02:31,701 What? No, I just came to, uh... 71 00:02:31,703 --> 00:02:33,470 Uhhh...Um... 72 00:02:33,472 --> 00:02:34,404 What's that? 73 00:02:34,406 --> 00:02:36,840 Uhh, it's...Uhh... 74 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:37,674 Here! 75 00:02:37,676 --> 00:02:40,644 But what is...It? 76 00:02:40,646 --> 00:02:41,645 Jamie! 77 00:02:41,647 --> 00:02:43,680 [ Breathing rapidly ] 78 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:46,116 [ Laughs nervously ] 79 00:02:46,118 --> 00:02:48,518 [ Both gasp ] 80 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:49,085 [ Laughs ] 81 00:02:49,087 --> 00:02:53,356 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! 82 00:02:53,358 --> 00:02:54,791 [ Both panting ] 83 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:56,493 Garnet! Garnet! Garnet! 84 00:02:56,495 --> 00:02:58,695 The most unbelievable thing has happened! 85 00:02:58,697 --> 00:03:00,464 You'll absolutely die of shock! 86 00:03:00,466 --> 00:03:02,532 I'm busy, Steven. 87 00:03:03,568 --> 00:03:06,470 But you got a letter! 88 00:03:07,405 --> 00:03:08,705 Read it. 89 00:03:09,674 --> 00:03:10,574 "To Garnet..." 90 00:03:10,576 --> 00:03:14,077 Jamie:"When I saw you rise like an ancient sea nymph, 91 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:15,312 a white-hot steel pierced 92 00:03:15,314 --> 00:03:18,482 the deepest artery of my being -- you. 93 00:03:18,484 --> 00:03:19,683 You are a cardiac surgeon, 94 00:03:19,685 --> 00:03:21,251 and I am your transplant patient. 95 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:24,054 And you stand poised over my chest, 96 00:03:24,056 --> 00:03:26,089 holding my still-beating heart, 97 00:03:26,091 --> 00:03:27,891 hesitating, waiting, wondering. 98 00:03:27,893 --> 00:03:30,360 So I implore you to join me for dinner, 99 00:03:30,362 --> 00:03:32,896 or maybe lunch if you want to keep it casual, 100 00:03:32,898 --> 00:03:35,632 next Friday at the crab shack. 101 00:03:35,634 --> 00:03:36,867 I await your response, 102 00:03:36,869 --> 00:03:40,303 as the camellia awaits the rise of the moon. 103 00:03:40,305 --> 00:03:44,841 'Cause, you know, it only blooms at night and stuff. 104 00:03:44,843 --> 00:03:46,977 "Love, Jamie." 105 00:03:46,979 --> 00:03:50,146 I think Jamie is asking you out -- 106 00:03:50,148 --> 00:03:52,115 on a date! 107 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:53,850 Well, that ain't happening. 108 00:03:53,852 --> 00:03:54,784 Nope. Why not? 109 00:03:54,786 --> 00:03:58,255 Garnet is already in a relationship. Wait, really? 110 00:03:58,257 --> 00:04:01,658 Well, yeah. Sheisa relationship. 111 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,693 Oh, you mean, 'cause she's a fusion. 112 00:04:03,695 --> 00:04:05,662 Ruby and Sapphire are so close 113 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:07,197 that they can't stand to be apart. 114 00:04:07,199 --> 00:04:11,601 So I guess this date with Jamie is out of the question. 115 00:04:11,603 --> 00:04:12,302 Three's a crowd. 116 00:04:12,304 --> 00:04:14,971 But, guys, Jamie put so much thought 117 00:04:14,973 --> 00:04:15,805 into this letter! 118 00:04:15,807 --> 00:04:18,308 It would be rude not to reply! 119 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:20,143 Okay, Garnet, it might be best 120 00:04:20,145 --> 00:04:22,245 to play off the tone ofhisletter 121 00:04:22,247 --> 00:04:26,049 and start off with something like, "dearest Jamie." 122 00:04:26,051 --> 00:04:27,684 Okay, go for it, Garnet. 123 00:04:27,686 --> 00:04:29,553 Start with the letter "n." 124 00:04:29,555 --> 00:04:30,754 [ Chuckles ] 125 00:04:30,756 --> 00:04:32,155 Okay. What next? 126 00:04:32,157 --> 00:04:33,957 Uh...The letter "o." 127 00:04:33,959 --> 00:04:34,691 Uh, okay. 128 00:04:34,693 --> 00:04:36,259 You can just say the whole word 129 00:04:36,261 --> 00:04:38,228 instead of spelling it out. 130 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:38,995 Period. 131 00:04:38,997 --> 00:04:42,265 So, "n," "o," period? 132 00:04:42,267 --> 00:04:43,567 Ohhh. 133 00:04:43,569 --> 00:04:45,669 I think we'll need more than that. 134 00:04:45,671 --> 00:04:47,137 "The end. Forever. 135 00:04:47,139 --> 00:04:49,005 And even after that." 136 00:04:49,007 --> 00:04:50,774 "Yours truly, Garnet." 137 00:04:50,776 --> 00:04:52,175 Hmm. 138 00:04:52,343 --> 00:04:54,911 At least it's honest and to the point. 139 00:04:54,913 --> 00:04:57,113 Where do you think he could be? 140 00:04:57,115 --> 00:04:57,914 I don't know. 141 00:04:57,916 --> 00:04:59,616 He could be dropping off mail 142 00:04:59,618 --> 00:05:01,818 halfway around the world by now. 143 00:05:01,820 --> 00:05:02,886 There he is! 144 00:05:02,888 --> 00:05:04,020 Steven: Jamie. 145 00:05:04,022 --> 00:05:05,622 Oh, hey, Connie and Steven. 146 00:05:05,624 --> 00:05:06,256 You guys come out here 147 00:05:06,258 --> 00:05:08,925 to stare at the ocean and think about life, too? 148 00:05:08,927 --> 00:05:10,126 Uh...No? 149 00:05:10,128 --> 00:05:12,762 We came to, uh -- yeah. Life is crazy. 150 00:05:12,764 --> 00:05:15,999 One day, you're right here in Beach City, delivering mail, 151 00:05:16,001 --> 00:05:17,901 and then the next thing you know, 152 00:05:17,903 --> 00:05:18,969 you're on a bus to Kansas 153 00:05:18,971 --> 00:05:21,271 following your dreams of becoming an actor. 154 00:05:21,273 --> 00:05:23,707 "Follow your dreams," they said. 155 00:05:23,709 --> 00:05:24,608 But no one said anything 156 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:28,311 about all the rejection and sadness there was to be found. 157 00:05:28,313 --> 00:05:30,981 So many auditions day after day. 158 00:05:30,983 --> 00:05:34,551 So much rejection day after day. 159 00:05:34,553 --> 00:05:35,285 That's why I came back. 160 00:05:35,287 --> 00:05:39,723 One more rejection would have destroyed my fragile heart. 161 00:05:39,924 --> 00:05:41,324 [ Whimpers ] 162 00:05:41,326 --> 00:05:41,958 Sorry. 163 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,028 Sometimes, I get caught up in the drama zone, you know? 164 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:47,998 Yeah, right. Drama zone. 165 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,800 Oh, by the way, we have something for y-- 166 00:05:50,802 --> 00:05:51,735 no, we don't! 167 00:05:51,737 --> 00:05:55,005 How can we give this letter to Jamie now? 168 00:05:55,007 --> 00:05:56,840 He might get upset. 169 00:05:56,842 --> 00:05:57,874 Hmmm. 170 00:05:57,876 --> 00:05:58,942 We can make adjustments. 171 00:05:58,944 --> 00:06:01,578 We can match Jamie's poetic language 172 00:06:01,580 --> 00:06:02,646 and let him down easy. 173 00:06:02,648 --> 00:06:05,849 I watched some episodes of a torrid soap opera once, 174 00:06:05,851 --> 00:06:09,786 so I'm confident that I get the gist of romance. 175 00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:11,021 Ehhh... 176 00:06:11,023 --> 00:06:11,955 There! 177 00:06:11,957 --> 00:06:13,256 "Dear Jamie... 178 00:06:13,258 --> 00:06:14,190 You, dear camellia, 179 00:06:14,192 --> 00:06:17,127 expectantly await the light of my moon, 180 00:06:17,129 --> 00:06:20,030 yet my light is more of a scorching, 181 00:06:20,032 --> 00:06:21,698 wilting, dry desert heat. 182 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:23,933 And as your metaphorical surgeon, 183 00:06:23,935 --> 00:06:24,934 it is with a heavy heart 184 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,404 that I urge you to seek a second opinion. 185 00:06:27,406 --> 00:06:29,305 I return your heart to you" -- 186 00:06:29,307 --> 00:06:31,608 "also, your hair is nice." 187 00:06:31,610 --> 00:06:33,209 "Hair...Is... 188 00:06:33,211 --> 00:06:33,910 Nice. 189 00:06:33,912 --> 00:06:38,014 Yours, but not really, Garnet." 190 00:06:38,349 --> 00:06:39,916 Perfect. 191 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,155 Mission accomplished. 192 00:06:45,157 --> 00:06:47,190 [ Video game music plays ] 193 00:06:47,192 --> 00:06:49,092 Jamie: [ In distance ] Garnet! 194 00:06:49,094 --> 00:06:50,293 Huh? Garnet! 195 00:06:50,295 --> 00:06:54,364 Where art thou, my sweet scorching sunbeam? 196 00:06:54,366 --> 00:06:56,266 Oh, no! 197 00:06:56,268 --> 00:06:57,000 Garnet! 198 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:59,703 I read thine letter, and I understand! 199 00:06:59,705 --> 00:07:02,272 Thou hast returneth mine heart! 200 00:07:02,274 --> 00:07:04,174 What?! No, that's not what -- 201 00:07:04,176 --> 00:07:08,945 Garnet, you like my hair just as I adore yours. 202 00:07:08,947 --> 00:07:10,980 Come to me, Garnet. 203 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:11,381 Jamie! 204 00:07:11,383 --> 00:07:13,083 Ah, young master Steven! 205 00:07:13,085 --> 00:07:15,752 Pray thee, where is lady Garnet? 206 00:07:15,754 --> 00:07:16,486 She... 207 00:07:16,488 --> 00:07:18,388 She's n-- she's not coming. 208 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:21,958 But I've come to proclaim my love for my woman! 209 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,828 No, Jamie, you don't understand! I -- 210 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,463 Garnet! You've come! 211 00:07:26,465 --> 00:07:29,365 You can tell Steven about all the beautiful things 212 00:07:29,367 --> 00:07:32,168 you wrote to me in your missive. 213 00:07:32,703 --> 00:07:34,137 I didn't write that. 214 00:07:34,139 --> 00:07:35,305 But it's all right here! 215 00:07:35,307 --> 00:07:39,876 Stained with tears of joy -- and now also rain. 216 00:07:39,878 --> 00:07:40,343 Mmmmm... 217 00:07:40,345 --> 00:07:43,379 Connie and I wrote that letter, Jamie! What? 218 00:07:43,381 --> 00:07:44,881 I'm so sorry, Jamie. 219 00:07:44,883 --> 00:07:47,851 We just wanted to let you down easy. 220 00:07:47,853 --> 00:07:51,888 [ Voice breaking ] Wilst thou not scorch me, my darling sun? 221 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:56,126 I am not, nor will I ever be, interested. 222 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:58,228 Go away! 223 00:07:58,230 --> 00:07:59,362 [ Gasps ] 224 00:08:00,798 --> 00:08:02,866 M-my panache! 225 00:08:02,868 --> 00:08:05,902 [ Sobbing ] 226 00:08:05,904 --> 00:08:09,205 Jamieeeee! 227 00:08:09,207 --> 00:08:11,040 Connie: Oh, boy. 228 00:08:11,042 --> 00:08:13,009 I feel so bad for poor Jamie. 229 00:08:13,011 --> 00:08:16,780 Yeah. But I'm sure he'll bounce back from this in no time. 230 00:08:16,782 --> 00:08:20,917 He's probably gonna show up with the mail any moment now. 231 00:08:20,919 --> 00:08:21,384 Yeah. 232 00:08:21,386 --> 00:08:22,452 Woman: Excuse me, kids. 233 00:08:22,454 --> 00:08:24,420 I'm looking for the home of... 234 00:08:24,422 --> 00:08:25,889 Steven Universe? 235 00:08:25,891 --> 00:08:28,158 I'mthe home of Steven Universe. 236 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:30,560 Hey, you're Greg's boy. 237 00:08:30,562 --> 00:08:32,095 I thought Jamie was pulling my leg 238 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:34,230 when he told me you were living over here. 239 00:08:34,232 --> 00:08:35,965 W-wait. Where is Jamie? 240 00:08:35,967 --> 00:08:41,004 Aw, that poor kid's emotions have been destroyed. 241 00:08:41,006 --> 00:08:41,538 What?! 242 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:42,438 Yeah, he's a mess! 243 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,909 Said he couldn't bear to deliver mail on this route again 244 00:08:45,911 --> 00:08:47,343 after having his love spurned. 245 00:08:47,345 --> 00:08:48,411 He said it just like this. 246 00:08:48,413 --> 00:08:50,313 Like -- like, when he's in the drama zone. 247 00:08:50,315 --> 00:08:54,450 Then he clenched his fist and closed his eyes like this. 248 00:08:54,452 --> 00:08:56,252 Full of drama to the end. 249 00:08:56,254 --> 00:08:58,855 Anyway, here's a book of coupons. 250 00:08:58,857 --> 00:08:59,989 Have a good one! 251 00:08:59,991 --> 00:09:02,192 [ Water sloshes ] 252 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:06,095 [ Grunts ] 253 00:09:06,097 --> 00:09:07,530 Rah! [ Blubbering ] 254 00:09:07,532 --> 00:09:09,232 [ Grunts ] 255 00:09:10,134 --> 00:09:11,901 [ Splash ] 256 00:09:11,903 --> 00:09:12,969 You look sad. 257 00:09:12,971 --> 00:09:14,838 We really messed up this time. 258 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,508 Because of us, Jamie's feeling lower than ever. 259 00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:20,476 We've shattered the man! 260 00:09:20,478 --> 00:09:22,312 He'll never love again! 261 00:09:22,314 --> 00:09:23,980 I'll go talk to him. 262 00:09:23,982 --> 00:09:26,482 But your words will destroy him! 263 00:09:26,484 --> 00:09:28,484 Can't you just, like, zap his brain 264 00:09:28,486 --> 00:09:31,421 so he forgets any of this ever happened? 265 00:09:32,356 --> 00:09:35,225 [ Sighs ] 266 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:41,130 Garnet: Jamie. Garnet. 267 00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:45,435 I didn't mean to upset you. 268 00:09:45,437 --> 00:09:48,137 Then will you go out with me? No! 269 00:09:48,139 --> 00:09:51,307 But I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 270 00:09:51,309 --> 00:09:54,110 Love at first sight doesn't exist. 271 00:09:54,112 --> 00:09:56,412 Love takes time, and love takes work. 272 00:09:56,414 --> 00:09:59,015 At the very least, you have to knowthe other person. 273 00:09:59,017 --> 00:10:04,187 And youliterallyhave no idea who or what I am. 274 00:10:04,189 --> 00:10:09,392 But I bloom for you, like -- like a camellia under moonlight. 275 00:10:09,394 --> 00:10:11,261 No, you don't! 276 00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:15,431 You make a very convincing lovesick fool. 277 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,966 You convinced these children. 278 00:10:16,968 --> 00:10:18,601 You even convincedyourself. 279 00:10:18,603 --> 00:10:22,171 You're a fantastic actor. 280 00:10:22,573 --> 00:10:24,340 What am I supposed to do now? 281 00:10:24,342 --> 00:10:26,943 Start with local theater. 282 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:28,344 [ Gasps ] 283 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,314 Are you okay? 284 00:10:31,316 --> 00:10:32,048 Yeah. 285 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:35,018 That was some pretty solid advice. 286 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:38,221 Were those more letters you wrote to Garnet? 287 00:10:38,223 --> 00:10:39,222 No, that was the mail 288 00:10:39,224 --> 00:10:42,425 I was supposed to deliver on my last route. 289 00:10:43,294 --> 00:10:45,895 We'll help you pick it all up. 290 00:10:45,897 --> 00:10:47,430 Thanks. 291 00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:52,035 ♪ If I could begin to be ♪ 292 00:10:52,037 --> 00:10:54,938 ♪ half of what you think of me ♪ 293 00:10:54,940 --> 00:10:56,973 ♪ I could do about anything ♪ 294 00:10:56,975 --> 00:11:03,379 ♪ I could even learn how to love like you ♪